Help, Im having a Physical!

Im pretty sure that's where they test your pee for drugs?
Well Ive totally blanked out and just got smoking mary jane and Im going to have a physical. Oh mary, you have shot me down.
I know it was stupid but I totally forgot! Bad attention Spand..
I know I need to drink alot of water, but I need to make sure, the physical is at the end of next month! Oh and do ciggarettes show up in a physical, if they TEST PEE in a physical..
Im just trying to be safe.





Any quick schemes to help me out?

 

The end of next month? first, if you're a daily smoker, you 'might' still show as dirty, but likely not if, and only if, you STOP NOW.

If you're not a daily smoker, drink lots of water, and work out. Those are the best ways to reduce the metabolites before then.

now, the question is, is this just a doctor's physical, like general checkup, or for a job?

cigs won't show up on a piss test, but from the sound of it it's just a checkup, and I've never heard of a drug piss test being given as part of a general physical checkup.

maybe if we knew the purpose of this, we could give more info, hun.

 

They shouldn't test for THC unless it's requested, even then I'm not so sure they would. They don't do a so called "five screen", which is when they test for Cannabis, Cocaine, Opiates, Amphetamines and Phencyclidine (PCP).

So, naturally there's the risk that your parents would request it, but they most likely won't. Even then I'm not entirely sure if they'd comply with a request like that. I've taken many a piss tests in my day, cheated and truthfully passed time after time. I've also had a few physicals and most definitely would have tested positive for THC (few other things as well)...Acid and shrooms are water soluble though, damn THC being fat soluble. So, you should be good, but if you want to play it extra safe no one is stopping you.


Oh, and being as THC is fat soluble if you don't have a lot of body fat you could pass a typical non lab piss test fairly easy. Therefore all drinking water will do is dilute your piss (best to do the day of). I'm pretty skinny and have passed one within three days of smoking before. Keep in mind however that THC can stay in ones stream for a month (maybe even more). The non lab tests only check the temp (to see if it's like 98, body temp) in order to see if it's "real" so if you ever run in to one of those you could always just do what I did all the time back in the day. That is to mix yellow food coloring, with hot water (hot tap will do) into the piss cup (98 degrees or so) and I even went the extra step and put a little shampoo in it to give it that fizzy look. If worst comes to worst you could also just strap a condom of piss to your inner thigh, then cover it in hand warmers to keep it warm (I had to do that once too.) All for the ganja.....

Whatever you choose to do I wish you the best of luck with and never forget, what you choose to put into YOUR body is your choice, good or bad.

 

doctor patient confedentiality(sp), unless its manditory drug test by the state, they cant tell anyone, i told my doctor i smoke its not that big of a deal

 

Thank you so much, ive been drinking alot of water, i excersire, and Im reasonably skinny.
and Im not a dail toker, but I used to. I wasnt sure if there is a piss test in it, but im just making sure. Thanks..
If you have any cleansing sites or ideas it might help too
Thanks

 

Its for school

 

there is a piss test but not for drugs...believe it or not, you aren't the 1st person to experience this and share it on the forums

 

Just get in plenty of exercise, make sure not to exercise the day of a piss test though, for the same reason you exercised prior to that day (It boosts your metabolism, filtering out THC and anything that is fat soluble in your piss.) I drink a lot of kambucha tea to cleanse my system simply to stay healthy, and I'm sure that would help with cleaning out just about anything.

Also, why are you having the physical? If your mom didn't say it was specifically to get your piss tested for the god awful plant known as ganja (makes you go crazy and kill people with axes...I swear) then I really wouldn't worry about it at all.

Oh,

If that's the case, then I'd recommend rolling up a spliff, putting on some Bobby McFerrin "don't worry be happy" and chillax. (Oh speaking of spliff I can't wait to go out to the lake tonight and roll myself one....)

 

Ahha sounds good, well its for sports, so you know. Thanks alot though,
Oh no! marijuana, i could have lost my mind! im going to hell!
hahah wheres the cigs ill get some cancer eh.
thanks its funny i havent done it for so long and I when i do I end up in the park meditating ha

 

a lot of high schools in the states do fivescreen for sports.

personally, I'd stay clean for the month, just to cover your ass, and if it turns out they don't fivescreen it, then go home and light up a big one. (or even if they do, because you should be clean, with not being a daily smoker right now)

 

most times the teat is just for steroids if for a school team. I fit is one of the rare ones that looks for thc as well, you might be in trouble if you don't change your ways. If you7 are one of the leading athlete on your team, you don't need to be worried. They will only be looking for roids. If they see you are thc positive, they will ignore it if you are the most likely to win. They want to win more than be humiliated. But if you are one of the poorer athletes, you should immediately stop smoking. Make sure you drink lots of water. this should fluch your system clean.

 

They probably dont give a shit.


I wouldnt worry about it.



You cant get in trouble in school for having trace drugs in your system.

 

when i got my physical they had me do a piss test. I asked them if it was a drug test and they said no, so I took it and passed the physical. if it was a drug test i would have failed for sure.

 

Yea, but they are required to have the students sign something consenting to it, or tell them before hand. There's no random testing in high school sports. And how often do you actually smoke samantha? You said you find yourself in the park most times meditating.....you ever tried to play an instrument or sing? I love going to the park, smoking a joyful jay on the way then just creating some positive vibrations with friends. (playing by oneself is always fun too)

 

I just smoked once this week, yesterday. I wish I could smoke more often but Ive been caught so many times and my parents dont approve.. :[ But yeah I was just at the park meditating, sometimes when i home I sit in my garage and play the keyboard and make it sound all trippy. Or in my room, incense and music, haha. Nothing much, just enjoying summer.

 

That brings me back to when my parents got pissed at me for smoking...Doesn't that just piss (ah the fun of puns) you off? It's clearly your body and it's just an herb. I still know people at the age of 19 that have been "grounded" by their parents. I mean seriously, if so many kids would just get off their parents dime (parents hold college tuition, cars, etc....over their kids) and realize they can be their own person perhaps things would change.

I'm assuming your situation is somewhat similar to how mine was. No matter what you do or say to them they won't change their mindset? Ever been caught actually smoking? I got caught rolling many a jays, with nugs and after many a time but never during the "act". For 16 you really seem more "mature" (I hate how that word is used these days so I have to use it very loosely) in a sense that it would appear as though at the very least you recognize the things that really matter in life. Money and material things don't buy happiness, they provide an artificial form of happiness we know as pleasure. Respect and love for keeping an open mind.

Oh by the way, I'm going to Humboldt this friday...onwards to the "golden state". I much prefer the North West to Cal....to many stuck up people to our south. We Oregonians (or Ory-gun-ians to outsiders)for the most part are chillers and love nature. Plus we sell you guys most your energy, water etc...

 

There's no drug test in a school physical unless you're on a sports team at a school that does drug test, but you'd know about it.

 

:iagree:

 

is it ordered by the school for drug use, or is it to be able to attend school, cuz if its the later than they just make sure you are physically and mentally able to go to school without indangering the other students

 

for sport use, im in school right now. Gonna go fill up a sports vertification form. But yeah, Ive been clean and drinking alot of water and eating healthy. Cutting back for now