How do you spell answer?

Okay so last night I was really really stoned, and I was tripping myself out, because I didn't think i was spelling answer right.

So I texted my friend Steven, who lives down the street if he knew.

"Dude...how do you spell answer"?

"Wait...what, I'm really stoned man"

"I am too man, how do you spell it"

"Spell what man"?

"Answer"!

"Its A.N.S.W.E.R dude, you've been spelling right"

"You sure"?

"I'm looking at a dictionary man" (HAHA)

"Oh okay"

"Yeah, dude why do you want to know anyways"

"No reason...I was trippin', ill be over in 20"

"Peace"

"Wait dude...why do you have a dictionary"

"For homework and shit"

"You don't go to school man, what homework"

"The fucking book was on my desk, what do you want"?

"I want your momma"

"Bring over a joint and I might consider letting that happen"

"Dude I'm there, peace"

HAHAHA

 

Oh kids and their text messaging these days...

 

Its free with my plan...I don't like doing it, but talking on the phone seemed scary at the time

 

hahaha this thread is hilariously stonerific:spliff:

 

I second that :lol:

 

douchebags..

 

Come on.

 

Silly stoner, use spellcheck or the Internet.

 

google knows all man

 

I just felt like I just read the lamest skit from SNL...And I mean the now SNL not the SNL 20 plus years ago...

 

ah man, i've been there before.. only the word was "gone"
and i kept looking at it thinking.. "wow..that is NOT how you spell gone."
but it was.


ahh stoners :tongue:

 

Haha...

SNL used to be so good... Too bad all the funny people get movie deals right away these days.

 

Haha, exactly....I remember way back when, when they had that shark skit, where it would knock at the door and say like "telegram" or something and after convo back and forth the person would open the door and the shark would be there and eat them, haha, ahh, good times... Or the "two wild and crazy guys"... And the 80s and early 90's ones were good then they started to go downhill and it's not even amusing to watch, it's just sad.. Well, at least we have our memories

 

The Land Shark!! "Candygram"...and then the lady would ask who is it for and the guy would just mumble a name...haha

I just wanna be LOVED, is that so wrong?!

 

I totally forgot about this thread. I now use spell check, instead of wondering for 20 minutes. lol

 

whats wrong with you people i can spell perfetly well when im stoned

 

That's one of the worst stories I've ever heard.

 

i question whether words look right when i'm NOT stoned. maybe i was stoned too much earlier in my life. who the fuck knows. lol