"I can't come into work today because..."

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  1. Oneness

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    You remember the game

    I can't come into work today because

    I'm on fire!
     
    Oneness, Jul 20, 2008
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  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    because Ive gone crazy
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 20, 2008
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  5. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah, its back....:)

    Cain't work, my thumbs are now penius's.....:)
     
    farmout, Jul 21, 2008
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  7. SpacemanSpiff

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    My car wont start

    [​IMG]
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 21, 2008
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  9. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    BBad borrowed my horsie and he hain't come back yet....:)
     
    farmout, Jul 21, 2008
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  11. SpacemanSpiff

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    Im in bad shape today........................severe allergies to horses
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 21, 2008
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  13. Oneness

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    I just pooped
     
    Oneness, Jul 22, 2008
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  15. SpacemanSpiff

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    Because my bud just pooped on me
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 22, 2008
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  17. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    my hayfield is on fire.....:)
     
    farmout, Jul 24, 2008
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  19. Lookit!

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    I have anal glaucoma...
    Just can't see my ass coming in to work today.
     
    Lookit!, Jul 24, 2008
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  21. Severely stoned

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    I just smoked an 8th by myself
     
    Severely stoned, Jul 24, 2008
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  23. SpacemanSpiff

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    Because I want to watch the firefly marathon on sci-fi channel
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 24, 2008
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  25. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    because i have hairy diarehea
     
    Eskimo101, Jul 25, 2008
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

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    because I have THEBURNINGRINGOFFIRE...aka hotsaucediarhea
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 25, 2008
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  29. Oneness

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    Im afraid of the creepy twins from "the Shining"
     
    Oneness, Jul 25, 2008
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

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    I'm chasing Elvis
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 26, 2008
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  33. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I just went on strike...:)
     
    farmout, Jul 26, 2008
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  35. SpacemanSpiff

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    because its too nice out to waste the day working
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 26, 2008
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  37. Oneness

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    my breath stinks
     
    Oneness, Jul 27, 2008
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  39. SpacemanSpiff

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    ^It always stinks:p




    Because I had an awesome night and my parts are way too sore to even walk to the car
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 27, 2008
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