I drank a lot of beer last night, woke up this morning and theres a mudslide in my pants this ever happen to anyone.
Yes, apparently it happened to a man whose hotel room I cleaned today. His tainted not-so-whitey-anymore-tighties were strewn onto the floor. I kicked them across the room because I couldn't make the bed with them in my way.
no. once i drank way more liquor than i could handle, passed out, and pissed myself in my sleep. only once, though, and thats the closest i ever got. if i ever pissed myself again i'd probably stop drinking. if i ever shit myself, i'd DEFINITELY stop drinking. i mean....damn....
