Last dream you had

JSLA, they told me to put glitter on my shoes, I put it on my shoes for the lil kids. there were no kids around though. And the art examination thing was going on. There was this girl i know, she had converse, you know the type, I thought to myself, she wont want to put glitter on her shoes and she didnt. She was good at art.

there was something about maths too.

 

I was walking around streets at 3am. It was pitch black and i didnt recognise where i was. There were really lovely buildings all around, a few trees, everywhere was clean. I saw one of the "M" metro signs so went down the steps hoping to find out where the place was so i could get home

Inside all the maps only had one direction and destination-Saint-Cloud. One map said "Go back to Saint-Cloud". But there were no trains running and there was no-one else there. It was cold

A sign told me the station i was in was called Maxi

Then i heard some mens voices outside, it sounded like they were drunk

Then i woke

 

Y'know, if ya dream of a metro sign that says go back to st-cloud.. doesn't take a genius to interpret the symbolism

 

Ha, linking that dream to the one before it, i think its telling me to go and kill my ex, who lives in Saint-Cloud...Thats my reasoning, hope it stands up in court

 

Go for it! If "Jesus told me to do it" can get you grounds of diminished responsibility, it could work

 

i was in english. my bag was on the table. everyone's bag was on the table. orange next to me. yellow where O was. the blinds were for once pulled back, the whole room was sunny. I dont know where N was. everything matched. it all fitted together, it was nice. I tried to tell someone how it matched but then it didnt. and they tried to make it fit, to see how the colours would but after that it just didnt....

 

I had a real dystopiate dream where we were in the thick of the recession, we were sabout gto go to nuclear war and noone was happy. Everyone kinda clung to each other metaphorically and physically, often crying, and mobile phones and the internet didn't work so it was hard tfo keep in touch. It was a nightgmare.

 

I worked in an office where everyone had to translate Chinese writing into English and French. I was the only one who could do it and i was getting really impatient with everyone else. One of the workers took his sandwiches out to eat at his desk and i snatched them and said "Ham sandwiches!? HAM SANDWICHES!? We need to get this thing DONE!"...And that was it:smilielol5:

Note-I dont speak any kind of Chinese

 

our year at school, got a reward to go to this mansion cos you could like slide everywhere, you know just generally piss about. Gina went to slide down a slope, i didnt want to because it was too steep, when she went down it she went splat, like jelly but without hurtin her body. We were at the top floor as well.... I got so scared, i started crying and i knew i should go down to help her but i couldnt move. I was thinking, wheres louise, but she wasnt there... No one noticed my tears. I knew at that point F was hurt as well. i looked down to see her, it was basically a gigantic version of our old homes entrance, lol, but thats my imagination for ya... When i looked down i saw J and a few other people, they were all surounded by a few teachers each.

suddenly i was with B and G. He was no longer hitting on me (thank god), an she told me about someone else who had fallen - Alive. she had fallen on the same slope as Gina, when B told me about Alice's fall earlier i hadnt realised. Alice had to have braces back again, because of what the fall did to her teeth (she'd had hers taken out a while ago)...

then it sorta stopped and it was like i was writing a story, talking to myself i asked where would be an interesting location - i chose a morgue, and suddenly i was in one. I thought i should put a joke in, to make it interesting, and i did...
It was a lame joke
guy 1 "its just gone christmas hasn't it?"
guy 2 "how'd you know?"
guy 1 "you've got all these bottles of posh new disinfectant"
yep lame-oooo...

Now i cant be bothered to tell the rest but one last thing, it was about an organisation called ETA. They had a box for some documents and stuff but because of all the budget cuts and stuff, it said ERA and the R had been crossed out and replaced with a T.



EDIT: fuck that was long.

 

I dreamt some woman gave me a joint in the park and I smoked it and was stoned (duh). Then I text everyone to say I was and then got into some strange car with my mum and the woman driving asked if I was stoned and I laughed so hard I thought my eyes were going to fall out my head nodded and my mum just laughed at me.

 

I was in an Eden! Well, Edenish place. Everywhere was gardeny and full of bunnies and naked people and people weaving with leaves

I saw a rainbow and i was looking for someone

Bout all i remember

 

I was in prison and I was being taken around the spur to find a cell that I could go in. Unfortunately they were all full and there was a suggestion I slept under a tv set. I said, "I will just sit by a wall until my sentence is over". I then saw a Thai woman crying her eyes out by a wall next to me. I realised I wasn't alone. Then when I was released, some guy asked me where I practised football. I said "England".

 

A rottweiler sitting by a swimming pool said to me
"I dont know why you say goodbye. I say hello" Didnt even sing it, just said it

I wonder why there are often rottweilers in my dreams when ive never kept one/wanted to keep one/known one

 

The other night I dreamt I backcombed my hair and it all fell out. Last night I dreamt I was going to Southampton in the train and kept forgetting stuff.

 

I dreamed something really stupid, like the band was having band camp at my house and my boyfriend kept running off with this girl and everytime I would call him she would anwser... then we got in this fight because he wouldnt take me home with him and wouldnt tell me why... so i threw his new backpack out of his car, haha.

then i woke up.
stupid crazy dreams.

 

OK now this one was weird, and proof I watch too much CSI:

I was gonna be executed by lethal injection (yeah, weird I know) but they didn't tie me down for whatever reason.. so I broke out and went on the run.. Warrick and Catherine out of CSI came with me (why no Gil Grissom? I dunno) and the rest was us going on the run and hiding from police.
Odd thing was? Wasn't anightmare, no accompanying sense of fear. Weird.

 

The town was flooded again, only realy badly and it was fast flowing and bringing houses down and people were all being airlifted. I was stuck on a little hill and couldnt reach the rescue area because i cant swim. I told myself how lame i was for never being able to learn and woke up a bit depressed

 

I washed my hair in the sink.

 

I can't see how you people remeber all these dreams. I very rarely remember dreams in much detail.

I did have one good dream the other night though. I was in this house and there was a porn star wearing some weird out-fit. I was talking to her with my mate and then the porn-stars sister walked in naked, even though she wasn't a porn star her self. Then some stuff happened I can't really remember, but there was a party at the house. Then I walked home, which is where it ended.

Needless to say- I woke up with a pretty big hard on

 

I always remember, especially if im not woken suddenly by an alarm or something. Theyre always really detailed and colourful too, and sometimes it feels like im really there touching stuff and everything. It can be a bad thing too though
Just had the worst nightmare ever