Vaseline. A jar of this stuff is sold every 39 seconds in this country

What do you use it for ? It's like sticky wax. We sure seem to use a lot of it but I don't know why.

Peace

 

i don't use it. my mom tried to make me use it for things, but i hated it and refused

 

It's good for things...

Like dry elbows.

Or rough sex.

 

Clamping joints.

 

It has a wide variety of uses including the prevention of Diaper rash.


Hotwater

 

Best chapstick ever.

 

as a lip gloss and sometimes to grease up creaky doors and hinges, uhmm, during a cold when ur nose is red and raw from rubbing it it moisturizes it?

 

Yep, I agree!
I used it today to lubricate a wheel thing in my sewing machine when I had it apart...I would think it would work well for that too....I guess I'll find out.

I use it on the bottoms of my feet sometimes after a shower too....put socks on and go to sleep, wake up with smooth feet.

eace:

 

grease the dingus...

 

I use it for my lips. I brush my lips with my toothbrush at night and morning and apply vaseline. Keeps em soft. I also use it as an eye makeup remover.

 

Vaseline makes the skin go thinner on your lips if you use it a lot..

I dislike vaseline with a passion, it's too greasy and sticky.

 

vasoline is a good lube

 

I slather some on my face every night before bed. Makes my skin super soft, which in turn, I think makes my skin look more youthful.

I also use it to remove eye make-up. Works like a charm.

 

good for keeping an assualt rifle or two that gets all wet from rusting....
I like my solvent and my lubricant for my guns to rhyme, so I use Gasoline and Vasoline..

 

Yeah but why would you put your elbow up someone's arse?

I know - for people who don't know their arse from their elbow!

Actually I knew some misfit who liked to fuck girls armpits.
I mean what the fuck is that...!

 

there is a g spot in the armpit silly

 

somehow I knew that Lodes post was gona wind up that ways....

 

so hey bro you gots guns what you planning to do withthem

 

Shoot rabbits...

 

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