What is your sexual fantasy?

¿lləɥ oʇ oƃ ı llıʍ uɐʇɐs ʞɔnɟ ı ɟı

 

yes

 

not if you repent the next day. god works like that.

 

true true

 

Haha, that's because we rule...:cheers2:

 

Powerful sex with a beautiful girl. Sorry, but that's as exciting as my fantasies get these days. I've been very lucky in the past.

 

I know, I know.

It's good to be on top...

I mean



nevermind

Back to the painting bodies thing. I've even talked about that before, but the only thing I have that I could use is markers and that's fun, but not as fun.

 

I want a sandwich too, now. :biggrin: haha

 

Mine involves a Moog synthesizer with additional delay, and speakers the size of an apartment

 

All the Santa talk earlier in the thread makes me think of hte bar/car scene in "Bad Santa"> Ends with the bartender riding Santa in the back seat screaming F-me Santa, F-me Santa..."

 

yes fuck me santa you fat horny old
white bearded freak

 

uhh


seeeexy

 

And playing the Lamb Lies Down On Broadway album, full blast

 

I want to go out to the beach and let a pack of wet and wild surfer girls catch a wave.

On my bountiful penis. :biggrin:

 

So genital mutilation has been said to be unfunny but its ok to make jokes about paedophilia?
You guys are so screwed up

 

ok, a little too sexy now...


and with pink boxers and silly hats?

 

yeah your fucking assholes
go fuck a chicken

 

??? :biggrin:

 

if it makes you feel better, i find all forms of torture to be equally hilarious

 

I find them all equally repulsive.