Women, I need your help

i can't remember what that is. did you know the girls shrieked at each other the entire drive to your office and back? i couldn't think and nearly wrecked twice. i felt like an idiot. and i got home and there's a biplane swooping over our house again and again. it was unpleasant, you know how paranoid i get. okay, so it wasn't directly over the house, but it messed with my head. now i'm watching scooby doo, avoiding dishes and wanting a nap.

 

you need a nice bath tonight. I have a slave we can rub into you shoulders

 

a SLAVE?!! hahahahaha.

 

Hahahahaa. oops.

well, I guess it kinda works.

 

did that make you laugh hard? admit you spit some

 

it did.

 

rockband tonight. I had two amazing dreams last night. One was of us really rocking out. It was so fun. I laughed out loud in my sleep. it woke me up.

 

From me or KC? lol

 

last night of KC but because you said that, it will likely be you and KC tonight.

 

I want a slave.

 

ahem... ahem.

something caught in my throat

 

you can borrow dave for a while, but i want some ice cream. and beer.

 

hehe. oh my

 

What kind of ice cream?

I could really use a massage right now.

 

massage not such a great idea. he gets distracted easily. you can try, though.

i like banana.

 

haha. you guys are funny

 

we went away once for a romantic weekend and wouldn't ya know it ... i got my period AND, my son bumped his head on my mouth and i had a giant fat sore lip. my mouth and my downtown were out of commission. nevertheless, we found all kinds of fun things to do that weekend and it was extremely romantic and passionate. there's always a way.

 

The only problem I have is that my beau is SO HARD to get off doing anything but sex, it's a ego shot after a hour of work and nothing.

 

only an hour ....?????

maybe it's because i have kids at home ... when we spend a weekend in hotel without kids ... we spend HOURS.

the days before we had kids .... we'd just stop and pick it up later.

i bet he can get himself off ... tell him him you want to watch him and ask him what he wants you to him while he's doing his magic.

does he like *dirty talk*.

put on a porno.

 

Not big for dirty talk, hes not big for porno either. Just years of beating himself off so rough I have trouble replicating it.


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