Top 1000 reasons why America sucks in comparison to Europe

1000. America is a dumb name for a continent.

 

^ actually, it's not, it reminds me of chocolate.....
But here's some :
999. I'm not there.
998. Bach, Mozart, Beethoven.

 

Cowboys.

Wait.... nevermind.

 

american football :reddevil:

 

SUVs.

 

Slavery

 

Republicans

 

Cheese
French pastries

 

fat people who cant point to America on a map.
Or know what a map is.

And burn science books.
And sign abstinence contracts in school ( when no one wants to fuck them anyway).

( OK English teeth comments awaited...)hehehe

 

already did the teeth comments a few times this week.

 

yeah but I quite like them.

Partly because Ive got American style shiny teeth.Except not as big .
And theyre electrified like Jaws from the Bond film.

 

only tom cruise has those gigantic teeth. he's canadian.

 

From what I've heard....Their beer.

And to birdmigration, isn't America technically the name for the two continents together, as you then have North America and South America? Why US peeps insist on calling themselves Americans only, I don't know. I try not to, it's not geographically correct

 

because we're the only nation with "america" in the name, and we're the biggest. deal with it. bird isn't american, either. in addition, EVERYONE knows what country you mean when you say "america."

 

Amsterdam
The metric system
The Queen and her army of lizardmen

 

America: Land of the free, home of the incarcerated.

 

only the black people, jeez.


lack of architecture more than 400 years old.

 

you take that back.

 

biggest, how?

 

^ Yeah, I was going to ask that too....

I never assumed bird was american....