Awesome!!!!

Like King Abdullah and Hugo Chavez, Steven Segal wears bullet proof designer clothing.

Love that guy. He's so important to world safety

 

I wonder if he also randomly snaps necks to relieve anger spells...it could explain the bullet proof clothing.

 

Steven Seagal is almost universally shunned within the MA community for being a legendary hack.

 

He will save the world from destruction though

 

I tried to be your friend at myspace but since I dont REALLY know you it kicked my ass out.

 

you didn't have your "seagal worshipper" tag, did you? pfft. poseur.

 

segal=phony nuff said.

 

I want to cut Steven Seagal's ponytail off and burn it.