Ask A Black Dude

Yes, but only because I don't carry a Glock like you blacks do. Like I said, I'm not black, but I am an expert.

 

same here

 

haha! dude, i was helping you out.... getting your thread back on track.

you mucho sucko.

 

huh? what the hell are you talking about?

*sound of clip clicking into gun*

you white people are sooooo paranoid

 

Paranoid? Well, yeah. That's why we carry mace.

But not knives. That's the spics. I mean, Puerto Ricans. I mean, yeah, spics.

 

Are afros warmer for the head in Winter?

 

Yes, but only because underneath the afro, a kitten or small cat is sleeping on their heads.

 

That's what I thought too...

 

oh my god this horrible. Other states are so different than mine. Maybe I just find it bad because racist jokes were something I was never exposed to. I don't know it just seems kinda wrong to me and I can't believe people are actually responding thinking it's funny.

 

I like that song by the Stones, "Brown Sugar"
I could go for some brown sugar

 

I don't see anything offensively racist here. It's more making fun of racism than it is actually racism.

You're lucky I like you, or else I would probably be flaming you right now.

 

no you're lucky I like you or else I would be flaming you (; But in all seriousnes I have just had a shitty day that has made me defensive and super sensitive.

 

Bump. 'Cause you mother-fuckers aren't asking enough questions.

 

Is this meant to be funny?

 

I'll explain it when you're older.

 

Do you really like going for the white chicks, or is it all about the black booty?

 

I'll screw you when I'm older.

 

Well let the games begin......

 

I already explained that blacks are eunuchs.