Best insults I've heard lately

"Twatwaffle"
"Dicknuckle"
"Flatsack"
and who can forget "Stupid wop daygo." Oh my god, when I heard that on Southpark, I laughed sooo hard. I'd never heard it before and apparently it's supposed to be incredibly racist and offensive, but I just think it sounds hilarious.

 

im a anal assassin
i also got a black belt in crazy
heeya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{uses had to chop thru board}

 

An anal assassin? lol. Fuckin crazy.

 

my boyfriend came up with that one
i personally like ass bandito

 

Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut

Go blow goats for nickels

Ur a Vaginal Bloodfart

 

nice man do you actually use those in real life

 

everyone knows about bigfoot...what about the "wop a' jew"?

 

oh jew foot he has been spotted several times on wall street

 

Go fly a kike, you Jew bastard

Ghost that fucking spook


Hotwater

 

i guess you dont like jews huh?

 

a personal favorite...shylock...

 

haahaha
cockchoker!

 

Mammywhammer is always what our theatre coach used to tell us to use when we cussed on one of our "outings." I love that. "You can go sod off, you mammywhammer."

 

dick juggler

 

a variation on PhearHendrix's

cum gargling gutter tramp
cum chugger

those and vaginal bloodfart are right up there with my favorite off color insults that I use... usually associated with video games.

 

Douche nozzle?

 

bloody cum bubble from bubba's roomate's fart?

 

KiddieP!
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