You know you're stoned when...

I think a better question is how do you know when you're not stoned. Or wait. Yeah...

 

So do I.

 

Hmm where'd I lay that shit man? oh wait! yeah lets light this baby too.

 

Hey guys, I've never put a roach in my bowl, does it taste alright?

 

Depends on the bowl imo. I hate smokin' roaches outta my ol' metal one. But my hookah does wonders with roaches man. Course u best throw a bit more than a roach in it.

 

yeeaahhht his shit iss goodd

i bought this pipe in puerto vallarta for 15 bucks, just like my weed lol
it's stone

 

nice man real nice. Never used a stone one. Can't tell ya how it'd taste.

 

I LOL'ed for real, like loud.

 

The roach was a blunt roach, and it was vanilla, cause I get vanilla blunt rolling papers, 'cuz that's what cool kids do, so it tastes real good inna mah bowl

 

No, to get to the other side. Your answer was clever though.

 

Puerto Vallarta is literally like the best place on earth, for real. Besides the 'Dam I mean.

But you know you are stoned when you keep dropping shit and are too lazy to go and treat your massive cottonmouth with the OJ in the fridge in the next room.

 

you know your stoned when people ask are you stoned?






































and then you freak out and kill every one with the broken bong glass and then smoke there intestines haha j/k

 

^ wtf?

 

Weirdness. But anyway here's the new hookah I just got yesterday man.
Gotta love em man, gotta love em

 

you know your stoned when you make a thread like this

 

i love you guys

 

dude wtf that's not how you know you're stoned that's how you know you have a screw loose lol

 

Damn, I definately need to buy me a Hookah.

 

hookahs are the way to go man. This baby here is a state of the art lil fucker. mmm makes the weed taste great too man.

 

Well I would use my bong for the weed since I feel a good amount is wasted in a Hookah although it allows an awesome chillest ass high. But since I've quit smoking cigs I would love a Hookah. I would probably just get addicted to Hookah, ha.