Best way to take a shit?

Ain't nobody in their right mind gon' drink bong water!
Apparently, you don't know what bong water smells like.
It's practically impossible for some get it down without regurgitating it.
It's disgusting; and even if I was absolutely desperate for a buzz, I wouldn't drink it.
Doubt it would make you high. Might just make you REALLY fucking ill.

 

ecstasy + taking a shit

 

i love hitting my bong on my toilet.


I also remember hearing somewhere that nicotine is a mild laxative

 

^^ LMAO it was a joke!My Post i was high!

 

this is all disgusting wtf

 

everybody shits man. its all good. you are just afraid of your own bodily functions.


that being said pull a cky and eat 18 laxatives put on a jock strap and go for a run. That would be intense!!

 

fuck you man. go eat your shit then.

 

I usually play "would you do her?".

 

boohoo..... "somebody sees my insecurities and I must insult them over an internet forum"

Seriously dude. Grow up. why not make light of something every living being does. something that is as natural as breathing and eating.

 

go on keep talkin shit. im done.

 

haha keep talking shit. i hope that pun was intended

 

haha i realized once i pressed submit. oh well. idk why im getting mad man. its the internet who gives a fuck. my bad.

 

after a mexican buffet

 

In the face of my enemies.

 

"keep talking shit"

that was fuckin funny man lol

 

for the people talking about smoking cigarettes, they expand your colon, thats why they make you shit.

 

I've never experienced the urge to shit after cigarettes. Maybe it's cause I smoke too many cigarettes

 

coffee, and lots of it!

 

Haha that's so true...Funny thing is, I found out about that from my teacher!

 

Ice teas and hot wings....

yeah buddy..


talk about mount vesuvius...........