do I eat fish?

if you're talking to me, certainly not.

 

hey yeah, I remember that movie.

 

Well, there's plenty of fish in the sea.

...

But apparently not for you.

Maybe you can find unconditional love with a carrot?

 

Sylvia Plath!!

 

Gasp!

 

take your head from the oven, child

 

I haven't read any Plath in a very long time.

I have The Bell Jar lying around here somewhere, I'll have to dig it out.

Thanks for inspiring me.

Now I'm going to have a smoke and feel pretentious since I just recently unquit.

 

thank you for your inspiration; it is time for me to smoke.

 

It is time for the world to light up as one, I daresay.

What's your (literal) poison?

 

as a smoker?

 

Yes.

 

Or I suppose you could give me a poison...

I'm an arsenic girl myself.

Nothing like major organ failure to liven up an otherwise dull night.

 

I just smoked a lucky strike and weed.

 

I'm not sure if one'd consider it a poison, but drinking amyl nitrate is pretty ok.

 

I feel anxious tonight.

 

relax!

 

I can't. Make me relax.

 

just relax.

 

*fidgets*

I'm restless.

 

I don't know what to tell you, I'm restless half the time.