I would like to think I had my wife trained better than that.. Plus, she wouldn't be allowed out of the house, therefore this cuts the chances of this happening in half...
Then everytime my wife looked comfortable in bed, about to go to sleep, I'd tell stories that didn't have any point to remind her of it. I'm a vicious man.
I was about to ask why,,,,did this happen to you ?....then I read your age , morbid curiosity i take it ?
I don't mean to sound rude or anything, but isn't your son married to muddie even though she's with you..?
call maury povich or jerry springer... have a good old tv stage fight... Get cake I like food fights and midgets too...