What do I have to do to go green??

god I wish that creepy doll had a sniper rifle....

 

this thread needs a little faith and a 6 pack of beer.

 

I have a better suggestion closer to home, build a nice cob home. Its what I plan on.

 

It’s a good way of recycling corncobs, excellent idea




Hotwater

 

Don't forget to buy a Prius! (Ignoring the fact that in making them they let off more harmful and greenhouse gases than the average 4 x 4 would in it's life time) Infact, buy two! Then you'll be even greener

 

First of all, you're assuming that I care about generations following us. You are also assuming that killing animals is harmful for the environment.

These two assumptions alone are enough for me to see that you're just a trendy environmentalist.

 

drink miracle grow 3xs a day.... you should get green in a few weeks, get plenty of sun..

 

After you have joined the Democrat party I suggest you do nothing to save the planet...but bitch on at India and China for not doing their bit.
It will as well as making you feel moraly superior also make you a good patriot because you will be buying American at any and every opportunity.

 

To go green you simply don't have to do a single thing... You just tell people you are "green" and you will automatically be accepted and praised...Or when you are at a market or local grocery store, when they ask paper or plastic, you say "pfft, I am green, I brought my own canvas bag" And then glare at them as if they just ate a dead fetus (which also helps the world go green by not polluting the world with their skin and cells, consuming people helps save space!) Just talk, that's all it is, just talk and small little things that don't do anything in the end... That's the official way to go green!

 

"That's the official way to go green!"

Trust this woman she always talks sense.

 

If that was honest, of course! And if it was sarcasm, of course!

I went green by wearing a "Go Green" t-shirt... People on the streets look at me now as if I am really helping the environment, and I am like "hells yeah, I am, I bought and am wearing this t-shirt, aren't I..?" I also just tell people, that's seriously all you need to do. Just talk and talk and talk. Talking=Green=hero!

Forgot to mention.. When you go green, this is your God..

 

Honest is my middle name.

 

Evidently all you need to do is go to Wal-Mart and buy some new light bulbs and a couple of those tshirts made from recycled Mt. Dew bottles.

 

lol

 

...Here, take this and spray this green perfume onto people...Tell them you are saving them, like the bible saves sinners...

 

Don't forget to stop showering and tell everyone that BO is all-natural and smells good.

 

How could I have forgotten... deodorant is what is causing the depletion of the ozone layer.. ASSHOLE DEODORANT USERS .. You are killing our children!!!

 

i have some of those canvas bags for groceries, actually started using them. i'm so proud.

mostly because i have plastic grocery bags coming out of my ears.

 

As funny as this thread is, which is kinda.There are a lot of choices consumers can make which are more environmentally sound. Namely reducing consumption where possible.

 

No shit sherlock...