Question about testing

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by thomyorke, Aug 3, 2008.

  1. thomyorke

    thomyorke Member

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    I know there are other "testing" posts, but i want specific responses.

    I smoked last night the 2nd, and i get tested tomorrow the 4th. iv been a daily smoker for about 7 or 8 months with probably 3 or 4 days off total in all those months. im 17, 6 foot, 155 pounds. the test is going to be at a chemical dependency assessment which im trying to get out of and make my parents think im clean.

    my question is about the cleaners you can get at pipe shops. i bought 2 of those drinks where it says drink the whole thing then fill it with water and drink that. it says it removes toxins in 30 minutes and should help you pass a test for about 5 hours.

    do these things really work?

    any type of response is appreciated.
     
  2. ~Baked Goods~

    ~Baked Goods~ Senior Member

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    My friends tell me the only kits that work are the ones that make you shit constantly for 24 hours.
     
  3. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    You're fucked



    Good luck with the 'rents
     
  4. ~Baked Goods~

    ~Baked Goods~ Senior Member

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    +20 Rep for carefully executed own.
     
  5. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    get one of those fake drugs-testing penises
     
  6. alti1175

    alti1175 Member

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    try your best to find another sample of urin to use
     
  7. thomyorke

    thomyorke Member

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    http://www.detoxdemon.com/

    thats what i got, i didnt smoke today and have been drinkin a shit load of water. and my test might not be for a couple more days
     
  8. -beatnick

    -beatnick Senior Member

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    should've used the search bar.

    other than that: drink your drinks, drink about a gallon of water, piss about 10 times, eat things with a lot of B vitamin and fiber, to color your urine, because they'll suspect whats up if its straight clear. Work out like crazy, but thats a week prior, so that might not help since you're getting tested.

    And if you do decide to use someone else's urine, remember to stick it in a warm place, nasty I know, but it has to be a certain temperature.

    In other words: Search the internet, search like crazy.
     
  9. Smowkie

    Smowkie Member

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    Thats not a bad idea at all!
     

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