What do I have to do to go green??

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Pressed_Rat, Aug 4, 2008.

  1. lode

    lode Banned

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    You're not allowed to speak with me anymore.
     
  2. jneil

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    Get a Prius and put an old Al Gore for president bumper sticker on it. Throw in a "Recycle Your Pets" bumper sticker too. Don't worry about Birkenstocks being made of leather, your recycling animals, you can't get much greener than that. LL Bean and Eddie Bauer are fine. Just let everyone you paid a lot of money for them since being green is all about how much you're having to spend.
     
  3. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    :mad: alright.
     
  4. lode

    lode Banned

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    Kidding O.
     
  5. Elijah

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    start off by not bathing and then by eating lackluster and crappy foods like soy products. then continue by parroting whatever albert gore says. but if you really want to go all out you could suport Earth Liberation Front and efectively release more polution by setting sport utility vehicles on fire.
     
  6. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    me too, chap...:cheers2: if it was not for people lik you...this sight would be boring.
     
  7. DNCämþër

    DNCämþër Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Well I have actually written a letter to Al Gore asking him to send me some solar panels and green aid. No response...go figure.
     
  8. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    What the hell are Birkenstocks anyway?
     
  9. lode

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    Sandals.
     
  10. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Jeez, really? I'm ashamed for my gender. Sorry I let you all down.
     
  11. Elijah

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    i bet he'd be more than happy to help you if you sent him or the democratic party a big fat donation.:rolleyes:


     
  12. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Wait, Al Gore can read..?? This is quite the revelation...
     
  13. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    and he sure as hell can't make MORE money by giving shit away for free.
     
  14. DNCämþër

    DNCämþër Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Damn, no wonder I haven't gotten anything. :banghead:

    But, I have some of my carbon credits for sale on ebay :D maybe that will help.
     
  15. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    hahahaha. exactly. let's all spend more money buying new things, throwing all our old things into landfills just so we can have the pretty new things that say "eco-friendly" on them.
     
  16. seamonster66

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    Its good to drink your own blood, recycling your body's own nutrients

    even a macrobiotic diet is not doing enough anymore. I hate when people don't realize that
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    what IS a macrobiotic diet, anyway?
     
  18. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    oh, i looked it up. for pete's sake, i had no idea it had a name. :rolleyes:
     
  19. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    we both visited the same page

    surprised I didn't see you over there
     
  20. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i read fast.
     
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