I want to stop thinking

All my thoughts are now happening in the voice of fictional television character Roseanne Conner. Seriously, they won't stop.

 

i hate when that happens. i've been in a self-centered mental fear loop. it's driving me nuts.

 

sounds like a serious problem

 

I've just been working my way through a thread about the show on another site thats over three hundred pages long and watching the show almost non-stop for two days.

 

Don't worry, I have the same thing but Daniel Stern (the guy that narrates the Wonder Years) does mine...

 

why the hell would you do that? sorry but i can't feel any pity for you if you're consciously doing it to yourself!

 

I tried it but now it won't stop. I can't help remembering exactly what people's voices sound like forever. I still remember my grandfathers voice and he's been dead for five years. I mean she had a great show and everything but her voice annoying. Thank god it went away.

 

Psst. They want you to stop thinking, too.

 

so you want to stop thinking huh?

smoke some crack. Voila!

 

Good thing is I couldn't even if I wanted to. It's like it never stops. Ever.

 

Go outside, sit or lay down and just relax. Take in your surroundings, try to utilize all your senses. Let everything around you do the thinking that you no longer want to think about. Don't think about thinking, but don't put to much of an emphasis on not thinking either. Eventually (hopefully) your mind will become at ease and you will just be, you will simply exist in an intricate web that we know as all life. Imagine the energy of everything around you flowing sort of like vibrations through you, mixing with your very own and then continuing in a never ending flow that connects all. You're one with your surroundings and vise versa, when you can truly feel that connection there's no need for thought as the lack of conscious thought in itself provides an intense form of comfort.

 

P.S. Found the pic on Google - It's not mine.

 

Just start thinking in Sean Connery's voice, and Roseanne will go away...

 

Shotguns are good remedies to stop thinking

Maybe you should go outside...ride a bike...run around...something

EDIT: Both of my ideas were already given...How was your day?

 

I'm afraid I don't know what he sounds like. It's gone though. I've gotten myself distracted.

 

It's hot and humid outside. My day was alright went to the mall, spent an hour sitting and watching my grandma try on orthopedic shoes, and bought some lip gloss from sephora.

 

Is the any better?

Youtube can fix that.

 

Suck it Trebek. Suck it long and suck it hard.

 

i think in the voice of dr. zoidberg

 

Um. Physical exercise?