Fat Dicks, Wide Boobs, Tight Asses, White Teeth

so was i then i took a drink of water and didnt care anymore

 

haha don't be offended!
i was mostly kidding when i said it makes me puke..

 

have you guys ever been like, really cold, and you go to the bathrooom
unzip your pants and grab yer thang
skjfa;lkfsfja

 

I died a little.

 

:rofl:i remember one time my friends girl was staying the nite an' she slept in the bed next to me in my room. I was doin' my thing an' it shot into the air an' landed in her face. Needless to say I have huge orgasms lol. An' she wasn't too happy either. Or was she? Hmm.

 

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*cough*




*baby cries in backround*

 

What the fuck? I wish I never read any of this, haha.

And BakedGoods, how is queefing the worst thing sexually? It's just air getting trapped and released. I can think of... hmmm... atleast 20 other things that are faarrrrr worse!!!

 

And what the fuck does "wide boobs" mean???

 

not sure, i've heard of saggy, perky, coney, idk i don't really rate boobs like my friends do.

 

quiefing is so awkward, everytime it happens when im having sex it's really awkward lmfao

 

Maybe it's because I'm a lady who has loved other ladies, or maybe it's because I'm also really comfortable with the person I have sex with but I don't think it's a big deal. Usually just laugh and get back to business. Sex isn't suppose to be awkward and serious!

 

It means I was trying to maintain the rhythm.

 

Ya, I dont even pay attention to it, not a big deal.


I've seen some sick shit, I wont scar yall by posting links.

 

Its just funny to me that you guys talk about people jizzing on their own faces and in belly buttons but then thinking air getting trapped inside a vagina that is caused by you shoving your dick in there is considered "awkward" hahaha.

 

I embrace the queef.

 

I didnt see no fat dick so here....

 

.......i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

 

I guess that some kind of alien welcome penis? Out in the desert..