Fat Dicks, Wide Boobs, Tight Asses, White Teeth

The first porn site I remember intentionally visiting was called SETI, and the concept of this site was aliens with human phalli fucking human chicks. No wonder I'm still a virgin.

 

mine was www.sapphicerotica.com

 

^ good site

 

holy shit dudes.. I cant get this chic out of my mind...

should I call her now Or wait till tomarrow..
dont you thinks shed a called me? ah man I dont like this....

me smell long term relationship and I dont know why..

 

ET Phone home big time lol

 

Indeed, I had a video with Lucy Lee from that website that was quite satisfying.

 

YOUR PRETTY















j/k i know this isn't you

 

Whoa, this is like, the uber weird thread.

but I've been seeing a lot of weird shit on here since I came back.

 

Is you're name Tom, circa?

 

Ok, nobody should have that much space between their tits. thats un-natural. Of course unless you like that fake boobs look.. blegh

 

hahah lmao i agree w/ hilder.

 

Fake boobs suck, they always look shit.

 

And theyre hard. Ive touched fake boobies on a tranny. they were weeeird..

 

that bitch is fuckin ugly.. shows you fake boobs will get you anywhere in life.. even if it looks like you have down syndrome ...


on another note..

whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?


















you take your boots off when you jump on a trampoline

 

i tittie fucked a stripper with fake tits once.. i would have been better off fucking two rocks put together...

 

Doesnt anyone else find this thread hilarious?? Ive been laughing since i opened it. I laughed so hard i cried lol

 

Looks like the guys are finally getting us back for all of our sex talks, lol.

 

For a meth head, she's a 10.

As a real lady, 0.

 

lmao

 

What? Was that directed to me?!