I can't help it. I lie all the time...it's like second nature for me, and now it's affecting my job. I called out "sick" so i could go work at a town fair for a day and make a week's pay in a day...but somehow my boss found out...and i just went with it... "uh yea...i was soo sick...and uh...no one answered cuz my sisters were at school..and i was sleeping" "school on a saturday?" "uh..well, no...i dont know where they were, i was at the doctors" "bring me a doctor's note then" "ok, suuuuure..." i'm fucked. i mean, i lie to my parents every weekend practically. "do you smoke?" no "do you drink?" no 'are you drunk?' no 'it smells like smoke in here. did you smoke down here?' no, its the candles/insences/my clothes/something 'be home at midnight' ooook suuuuuure 'when did you get home last night' midnight.... 'all the doors were locked, how'd you get in?' they werent locked... 'did you sneak in?' nooooo 'are you drunk?' no 'are you just gettin in at noon from partying all night?' no way.... i'm bad...im such a liar....
hey im a liar too...i've become quite good at lying. i dont like to think it's bad...because i do it all the time....well, to people i don't know. i wouldn't lie to a friend. but i have to lie in order to have the fun of parties, alcohol, and weed!
i try to avoid lying as much as possible, which has led to terrible lying ability, and thus almost a compelte abstenance from lies....its a viscious cycle.
