how much time?

ok im going into the coast guard and i will be tested august 27th. im on my last vacation and i will be gone from august 10th - 17th. my question is can i be clean in 10 days? i wanna smoke like a quarter but now im a lil scared because i cant fail this test. i know he best way to pass is not to smoke at all but come on its my last vacation and then im uncle sams lil bitch so yea. im 5' 10'' and weigh 15 lbs. what can i do to be sure ill be clean by the 10th day

 

15 pounds man you made of jelly?

 

you should just blaze a shitload like the first few days then just drink lots of water (beer perhaps) for the rrest of your vacation...

 

or not smoke and just get shit faced for the week, where are you going

 

lol i met 150 lbs. but im going camping upstate NY. im gonna be doin shrooms and acid because tht wont show up on the test but i really wanna smoke.

 

Shrooms and Acid CAN show up on a test. It's just a more expensive test, which is why it isn't used often. I'd assume a government agency, however, WOULD test for those substances. I know acid clears out in 72 hours... I don't know how long shrooms stick with you. It's probably the same.

 

i wouldnt risk it and i rarely say that. thats a very important drug test to pass.

 

hey smoke then a few days b4 ur test get some detox and drink alot of water and cranberry juice and you should be good... good luck i live in up state NY and if ur coming camping up here thats awesome its a good place i love camping me and my boyfriend do it quite often

 

How about using some common sense and applying it to the situation at hand?

1) You want a job
2) You found a job with the coast guard
3) One condition - dont smoke weed for a few days (depending on their testing stipulations).

If you can't handle that than maybe you have bigger problems you should be addressing imo. Dont listen to the fools telling you to smoke.

 

Don't smoke, not worth it.

 

It depends also on how much you Were smoking... like were you a daily smoker and such. all can factor in on being clean. just get the job first and like swazo said figure out there testing policies

 

Don't be stupid, you said it yourself I can't fail this test. So don't fucking smoke. If mushies and LSD arn't enough for you why don't you just start doing fucking heroin.

 

Eh, don't listen to people telling you flat out not to smoke

If you really want to smoke, then smoke your quarter in like 3 days, then just concentrate on detoxing yourself. Drink lots of acidic drinks, exercise, and most importantly, eat all your mushrooms...

But seriously, if you're worried, buy some detox for the test.

 

i second that dont listen to these people telling you not to smoke it sounds like they just dont know what it is all about... Go on smoke it all!