there is a cheetah in my house

he's just chillin' next to the fireplace.

 

Ask him if he can REALLY achieve speeds of 60mph. Cuz like, Wikipedia is not to be trusted.

 

uh ask him for some cheetos

 

he said yes.. he's very fast.

he doesn't like cheetos... he likes tings.

 

Doesn't count. The Cheetahs racing team has been taking steroids.

 

ooh man.. he said he's gonna hunt you down and get your belly guts for that.. you better start running.

look how ANGRY you made him!

 

The horror!

 

he's foaming at the mouth! even i'm scared... i better give him some tings to hold him off until he gets to texass.. he said it'll take him until the morning to run there. he's fast.

 

I'm gettng on a boat! I hope he can't swim.

 

well shit.. now he's asking me to get him a row boat.. he says he can row really fast.

 

Ahhh!

 

he's really hungry. hasn't eaten since he left africa.

 

Couldn't you just feed him?

Tell him I said I loved Cheetahs!

 

oh damn... well shit he just ate the neighbor.

thats actually good. their band sucks.

 

That's an awesome stuffed animal.
I love it.

 

Thats cool. I have a huge ass penguin in me house...

 

he got pretty tired after eating the neighbor.. he's napping now.

 

Heh. ^ makes me laugh

 

my ganesha! he snores loud!

 

will u give his butthole a little poke for me?