Invent a new sexual kink.

Mashed potatoes AND chicken and gravy... not the thick.dark kind no pun intended... mmm broth n tatoes n chicken...

limo vans... fuckkkkk

 

Having sex with my butt in a blender.

Ouch!

 

Sex in fish oil. :biggrin:

 

With fish?

 

Sadly, I know the term for that. It's Ichthyophilia.

 

Oh my gosh...I can't even imagine how that's possible. Well I suppose with the larger ones*fish*...

 

Mud sex!

 

Like a shark?

That sounds like you're cruising for a bruising with that one.

 

I was thinking a large blue fin tuna.

 

I bet you were.


...Sinnner. :biggrin:

 

You know it.

 

I want a dress made of millions of hits of acid and then fed to me, one by one.

haha

I cant stop thinking about acid

 

So you're in a big glass box, right? And the tops locked, and the box is filling up with water. There's two people inside, and they're both naked. The girl has to get the guy to cum before the tub fills up with water, or they'll both drown. The guys legs and arms are chained to four different corners of the box, and the girls hands are chained to the two top corners. Billions of people watching.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SEX.

 

I think the lethal amount is about 50,000 hits.

You'd probably stop before than though. :biggrin:

 

Holy hell. I think that'd sell.

I'm going to grab my video camera. You grab a couple hot escape artists. The world'll know. :

 

I dont know, death is kinda sexy

 

Yeah, I actually think it sounds very hot.

 

Hell yes! I'll grab Autentique and we'll be good to go!

 

So you're thing is:

this guy





Holding this:





You know... I can see that too.

 

Her guy friend and I are going to practice kung fu.

Lesson one involves snapping the trachea FYI. :biggrin:


Hey theres another kink! Sex with someone who's going to kill you.