My last night adventures were pretty awesome! And lucky. So last night I went out for a walk with my friend to smoke. However it was 3am (she works late) So I had to sneak out. I was going to go out the front door when I made a huge noise unlocking it and thought I heard parents say something from their room. So I waited and decided to go out the side door, which is slower but quieter. So I go out for my walk, which was nice, we walked though some parks, and toked up at nice places. Shes pretty cool when it comes to finding nice spots too. Anyway I got home feeling REALLY stoned, wanting a seat and food, and found the dog outside and the door locked. (he obviously made enough noise to be let out, after 3 am!) So here I am with weed, lighters and deodorant on me, locked outside my house, freaking out. Then I remembered the front door. I walk up and it is unlocked, I never relocked it earlier! Anyway I get inside and re lock the door, which thumps really loudly (hands wouldn't stay still). So my dog starts barking again, and I hear my parents getting up (sounding grumpy). So I run across the house to the door by my dog and try to quiet him. Unfortunatly something must have caught his attention (probably a bat) and he goes nuts barking. I hear my parents door open upstairs, and realize I JUST stopped smoking haven't put in eye drops, haven't used deodorant (To high to remember before) and smelling of smoke. Somehow the weed goddess answered and i had a really good idea. I took off my shoes and took of shirt and pants. and put them in corner. Then just as mum comes down the stairs I run over to let the dog in and pretending to be angry at him. My mother hears me then sees I'm in underpants, and thinks I've obviously come down from my room. I Act all embarrassed and say I'm just in underpants and she goes "Oops sorry" and goes back to bed. It was so, epically awesome to get away when I thought I was SOOO screwed. So who's got some awesome sneaky stories?
My mom read my text messages once, (i was beind dumb and forgot to erase my phone), and she see's all this shit about weed, so she has a "talk" with me. It took me like 3 hours but I convinced her that it was all a big practical joke we were playing on someone to scare them and that we were gonna forward them all the messages.
once i fucken used the search button and was almost caught by the people who told me not to use it while i was high.I said no man i was gonna make a thread about it again,and there like fuck yeah you are it was close because if we start to learn to use it i doubt some of there lives would have much use LOL. But for real i once came in side and smelt like grapes bad cause i had puple in a grape swisher man that was fun explaining. Yeah well you see what had happen was my lighter accedentily sparked and the flame caught on to a grape swisher i found on the ground right after i lossed my 10$ and it wouldn't stop smoking.So i tried to suck the smoke from it to make it stop and nothing happened until like 5 minutes later when it was half inch long i thought,"whoa step on it." So i did and i saved the house from burning down so don't be mad (i was really stoned) my dad said oh good job (playing)my mom said your fucken high talk to me when your sober :toetap05: and thats how i got away with smoking a grapes blunt.Im so high right now sorry.:cheers2:
this one time my mom came in my room when i was smoking and i has just took a hit and sucked it in and shes like do i smell smoke?? i was like no and shes like taylor i'm warning you don't let this happen again and i was like okay mom and she left and then the smoke came out.
wow, OP, that was fantastic. locks are always louder when you're sneaky. I applaud your ingenuity! i used to sneak pot into or out of my dads stash when i was in high school. if he was being a major asshole id put some in so hed chill the fuck out. the trick is to ALWAYS put things just the way you found them. I used to sneak out of my room too, when i was 12 or 13 id climb down the balcony from our apartment and id go play in the woods. i am very very sneaky.
mother's love exactly i have mastered remembering how things are and its those times they think your stealing and or putting stuff in that count the most to keep them off your back mine actually told me to stay away from his awhile back but when i got caught he said what am i doing i said what do you think lol I was smoking when he caught me he said weed i said marijuana weed seems like a down word for marijuana when you try to covince parents and then he said let me see the weed it was my orange kush not his weedand then he threw it back at me saying if mom catches you ooooo i said i know then i smoked it all later that night and he actually asked me for some because he was dry haha but i had smoked it all\ squirrel that is my hero in your sig central cali showing bay love haha he also borrowed my 30to get him more ima tell him if he buys me some shit with my money he no have to pay me back instead just keep buying weed for me and i'll smoke him out haha
went out the garage door way. came back at 5 am to find the inside garage door to my house to be locked and then i had to leave the clicker inside my moms car hit the button on the wall run and jump over the beam so i would be completely locked out and then had to sleep in my hammock. hammock's are the life saver
thats great thinking. most of my sneaking is like mom "i can smell that pot from my bedroom" me "i dont smell anything" mom "ur eyes are red" me "no there not"
my best sneaking story i can remember right now: (when i was much younger) i had my "weed box" out goin through it or something when my mom walks into the room. i just stand up and try to puff up my body to block her view. she stands there talking to me for a couple minutes and then leaves without ever seeing it. worst sneak; smoking my bong in my car parked in the driveway of my aunt's house (where i lived at the time) i think i hear something but was it just the music? so i take another hit just as my aunt comes up to the window of my car and says "what are you doin?! you're busted!" all i could come up with was "i am busted! puuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh" (as i blow the hit out pretty much in her face)
Great idea man. As cool as that is, it still can't beat what my friend did. He was at his brothers house and his mom came over to visit. He assumed that his bro was home and would have put all his paraphernalia away in the upstairs room, so he wasn't worried about his mother looking up there. He decided to go upstairs just to make sure his brother had put everything away, but to his surprise his brother wasn't even in town at the time. Not only was his brother gone, but there was weed and bongs sitting out all over the place. At that point in time he heard his mom coming up the stairs and he knew he was fucked if he didn't act fast, so he ran down the stairs into the kitchen, opened a cabinet, stuck his foot in it and slammed the door. As he let out a cry of pain, his mom ran down the stairs to check what happened and didn't go upstairs after that.
Damn Astro Your buddy is intuitive! (I'm high so hope that the right word.) And Captain Cannabis we're a pretty reclusive family, we're shy lol. I wonder why locks are nosier when your being sneaky! Also my eyes are redder then normal tonight
my mom came into this morning and said "It smells like weed in here". I was just like "...probably." she just looked at me and walked out. She already knows I smoke, so I don't even try to hide it anymore.
wouldn't it had been a better idea to PRETEND to slam his foot in the door?? i definitely know what you guys mean about shit being louder when you're tryin to sneak. i remember coming home late at night. unlock the door (kakush <---that's a sound), open the door (eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) step on the floor (eeeeerrrrrrrrr) open the fridge (kakakakaa) we lived in the middle of the woods so the lack of any noise made every little thing so fuckin lound) turn on the bathroom faucet (whoooooooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhh) flush the toilet (oh fuck dad's awake!)
