Lighter alternatives

I never said it was cool. But if the kid needs a lighter, the owner losing 75 cents isn't gonna bankrupt him. Maybe steal the lighter and then leave a dollar next to the register.

I don't think stealing from Wal-Mart is cool either. Just because it's a big corporation? Guess what? A single person worked his ass off to get it that way. Does he deserve to have things taken from him? I don't think so. The person in charge of running the local wal-mart gets in trouble for that. I doubt he's filthy rich.

Wal-Marts help poor lower class families afford things they normally couldn't. I'm sorry, but I do shop at Wal-Mart. I can't afford to shop at the local grocieries. Shoot me.

 

If anything, you should be able to tell them you need a lighter to light birthday candles for your mom's birthday cake. Besides making them feel like a dick for not selling you a lighter, it should also ensure that you end up being able to purchase said lighter. Who in their right mind would ruin your mother's birthday cake.

 

lmao

 

Didn't you hear? that's where the name New york diesel orignated. Diesel Cured weed is the best shit you can get your hands on.

 

i have a hard time believing that you can't get another lighter...if you can get pot, then you should be able to find something to light it.

 

statistically.. 75cents to an independent owners that makes thousands a year is a bigger % than a corporation that makes billions of dollars a year

 

or is it *twilight zone music*

 

Yes, but the money would come out of the store owner's pocket, not the corporation.

 

Steal some from a small town grocery store. The grocery store down the street from me doesnt even have alarm sensors.

 

I just came up with the best idea just walk into the store and say "hey mang i need a lighta ok?" And he will give you one problem solved.

 

Depends on how convincing your ghetto voice is, because your goal is obviously as ghetto as possible

 

just go next door ask people say i took a huge shit and my girlfriends coming over i need a lighter to light a candle in the bathroom so theres no smelly shit smell when she gets there

 

Ghetto charm son

 

chewydewy what is that magical thing in your sig called?

 

it is good to get to know fire. if you have any lighter left, save it. create something that will sustain a burn, and light that.

i liked the idea of getting a stick, some fabric, and some 'flamable' liquid, dousing the fabric, and making a little torch. This is how people have sustained heat and light in damp conditions for hundreds of years.
if youve ever used a zippo lighter, itsexactly the same thing.

you might think you are 'burning chemicals' but what the hell do you think you are doing when you use a lighter? its full of flamable gas/liquid.

if you are still paranoid, get a little stick, and use it to light the bong. it will probably go out, but your torch wont.

 

Try this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTiGFwy38b0

 

omg i have weed but no lighter

this thread reminded me i can just fucking buy one

 

I've been in this situation before. It's really not necessary to go and steal a lighter or whatever, but really if you or anyone in your house smokes, theres bound to be a lighter somewhere. I usually find ones behind the couch or under my bed when I'm cleaning, and nobody even smokes inside our house.

Anyway, heres what you can do. Take some perfume or cologne (not body spray or tag or some shit) and spray one spray on a table. Take your empty lighter and "light" it by the perfume/cologne spray, and the spark will light the perfume/cologne on fire. Then, you can take some paper to the flame, blow out the perfume/cologne flame (so you wont burn your table) and light a candle, a stick, whatever else you want to use. If you use a candle, I would recommend and unscented one. But anyway, there you go, an easy way to get some fire going.

 

theres going to be at least a small box of matches by some candles or something

 

Do what my friend did. Walk down the street and ask someone for a light and when they hand it to you run away.