I hate how they're always walking around my neighborhood trying to convert me. At first, I'd just not answer the door, but they somehow knew I was home, and they wouldn't leave until I listened to their shit. Recently, I've turned this into a game. Examples: Couple weeks ago- Mormons: "Good afternoon, Sir. How is your relationship with God?" *I stare at them* Me: "Sexual." *I close door* Last Week- (I had super glued a hammer and a screwdriver together just for this) Mormons: "Hello, Sir. We're -" Me (holding my invention): "YOU WANNA BUY THIS?!?" Mormons: "Well, not re-" Me: "WHY THE FUCK NOT??!" Mormons: "We're just here to inform you about the Mormon faith." Me: "SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA BUY THIS?" Mormons: "No." Me: "WELL FUCK YOU." *I slam door" Earlier Today- *I open door with my brother acting possessed rolling around on the floor with his friend holding a bible and throwing water on him screaming "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!"* too long of a conversation ensues, but the look on their face was priceless. Post you ideas for things like this or anything related to Mormons.
you are pretty stupid...lies, lies..all lies..just post the truth man..you probably even accepted a free in home study..
That's the worst part of any religion is trying to convert everyone that is 'inferior.' I say give them hell!
the missionaries keep coming to you because you entertain them. they get bored when no one answers so the more creatively you mess with them the more they might come back. they like to have stories to tell, kinda like cops
Couple weeks ago- Mormons: "Good afternoon, Sir. How is your relationship with God?" *I stare at them* Me: "Sexual." *I close door* I'm surprised they came back after that LOL
I had them knock on my door(many times)trying to convert me. I just tell them I'm not intrested,thank you and close the door. Yes they piss me off and I hate the way they can't seem to keep their beliefs to themselves,and I think that's wrong,but I don't entertain them or put on some play for them.I just close the door and bitch about them to whomever happens to be there with me. Door to door salesman selling god,Ha what a joke!What crap and stupidity. They should be ashamed of themselves and there should be a law against it. Anyway dude,I'd just tell you to just tell em' you're not intrested and close the door.After you do that a few times they'll leave you alone,at least for awhile.LOL BTW,if your story is bullshit you're just as bad as them.
don't give mormons shit. They're just doing what they think is right, and dedicating 2 years straight of their life to a mission is a tough thing to do. I would like for you to just quit your so important life of making up oh so crazy shenanigans and go preach your choice of god for 2 years, hey maybe you'll actually make a friend or 2 while your at it.
If it's not the Mormons it will be someone else... around here Jehovah's Witnesses do the same thing.
I dont think anyone has ever come to my door. To convert me to any religion. hahaha im glad now. Sadly i have an Aunt thats Johava Witness, So when she comes over N sees me she pulls out her bible
Reminds me of [SIZE=-1]John Safran going door to door aithiest-promoting in SLC Utah. Hahahahaha. [/SIZE]
