I am the only human on earth

i printed this post out and framed it and put in on the wall behind my desk in my office

 

i watch like maybe 2 movies, in theaters, a year man. This year was Journy to the center of the earth an' the new batman. Hugh was awesome

 

I watch 2 a month in theaters on average. Sometimes a lot more. Let's not even get into how many movies I pirate.

 

i saw that with my mom. stupid movie, but the 3D was surprisingly cool.

i wonder if the old 3D movies from the 70s or whenever they were are that good-looking

 

I actually really enjoy watching movies when I know they're going to be terrible too. I like really good movies and really bad movies. I love cinema.

I'm going to watch the Mummy soon. Supposed to be terrible. Has 16 time wu shu gold medalist Jet Li though. And where Jet Li goes, my money follows.

 

I'll see it for 2.25$ at the cheap seats in a month or two

 

Jet Li is great to watch man. But those cats at the theaters aren't gettin' my money when I can just pirate it later.

 

The major releases I've seen this summer would be,

Wall-E, Kung Fu Panda, Dark Knight, Baby Mama, The Happening, Get Smart, Indiana Jones, Iron Man, Strangers, Zohan, Hulk, Finding Amanda, Love Guru, Dark Knight, Wanted, Hancock, Gonzo, Hellboy 2, Roman polanski, X-Files.

That's major releases. Not the total number of movies I've seen which is double that this summer.

I'm not a very cool guy. I watch at least 3 movies a week. :biggrin:

 

Oh no. Like I said. The movie looks terrible.

I just have an appreciation for terrible movies. Knowing they'll be terrible in advance.

 

Psh, Im the same!!

This summ I have seen Hancock, Wanted, Dark Knight, Zohan, Baby Mama (but online), Indiana Jones, Sex and the City, Step Brothers and Mamma Mia.

I REALLY want to see: House Bunny, Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, The Wackness, Young People Fucking, Pineapple Express, American Teen, and Vicky Cristina Barcelona

 

I wont be seeing batfuck or most of the shit-movies that everyone is releasing (all recent movies are shit-movies)

 

damn, you are super smart... and possibly psychic

 

I haven't, and I actually read comics.

I still need to decide if I want to see it with someone.

 

We rock. :biggrin:

 

*kicks dirt* I think youre handsome.

 

I'm going to take you to all sorts of terrible movies.

We'll get bored and then make out. When people ask we'll be like: Oh yeah, the mummy 3. Excellent! :biggrin:

 

hahaha sweet

 

Touche! :cheers2:....

Well, my taste in movies is probably not good but they are movies I enjoy that either no one else has heard of or that most people find agonizingly awful... But meh, I enjoy them...

 

I am batman, why would I go see it?

 

I want to see a movie about the Jolly Green Giant...