assume that my work history looks terrible, and despite the fact that I am very good at becoming good at things quickly, I have no real qualifications. what kind of job should I apply for wherein I will get paid enough to live in a decent studio apartment, have internet access, and start going back to school next semester full time?
Hmmmm...well, I know it ain't much, but if you can handle restaurant kitchens, they can be decent...You start off with little but if the kitchen has a good system for you to get raises you might do well....The good thing about kitchens is you can go in with next to nothing and do really well if you learn fast. I don't know how much a studio costs...I thought they were pretty expensive...Maybe lower your standards a tad until you can find something? I dunno.
if you have a terrible you may have to settle for a place to live insted of a decent place to live and work your way up from there.
Phone sex operator then. It pays 5 times what receptionist pays. hahahahahaha Techie, telemarketing jobs are great for learning a universal skill, selling. They generally pay above average for jobs in the area(atleast in my area they generally pay above average), and they're almost always hiring.
Nope. I've got better ideas that make more money.... but I doubt you'd be up to it. Plus I don't know too many people who can type while they're getting fucked.