Obama is choosing his running mate

I've signed up to receive an e-mail as soon as he does. The suspense is killing me.

 

It's all setup to habe John Edwards as his runnin mate. Have to lil Kennedy clones in office.

 

oooh i hope it's me!!!

 

You'll have to kill me first babe. It's totally going to be me.

 

yeah yeah yeah...

i'm gonna be president in 2012 anyways.

 

Tim Caine or Joe Biden I think. Probably Caine.

You must think Obamas insane. :biggrin:

 

Good luck. I'm personally running for pope.

 

pope would be cool. you get all them fancy white robes and your own city.

 

Yeah and I would get to forbid millions of devout people to do almost anything.

 

I was really hoping it was going to be John Edwards, but then that concubine slut of his had to come forward and spill the beans and ruin everything.

...He basically picked her up out of the gutter and gave her a job and permanent shelter, and this is how she repays him?

 

yeah but...
was that an accident that happened? If the republicans broke that, they would have waited till after selection. It's out there so it canr be used to heavily against him now. it's old. It's not news anymore. no shock value and ratings drops as a result.

 

You're right... It seems like its a common thing these days for politicians to have some sort of dirt from their past. And it's usually sexual, or financial in nature.

I just wished Obama chose him and it came out after they were in office. Probably wouldn't have made that big of a difference by then, because he would have reached his political goal by then and would be less likely to resign from office.

 

That whole instant notification e-mail thing is pure genius.

I read a thingy about how people that are signed up for those will also receive a bunch of campaign propaganda and such. When you sign up there isn't even an option to check in order not to receive shit other than the actual notification.

All in all, I don't see the need for it. It's not like I won't find out within the day, at most. Knowing it right here, right now won't make the slightest difference in my life. It's most probably not worth the spam.

 

You'll know within 4 minutes.

The internet. :biggrin:

 

It isn't like I care the least bit who it is. I like being in the knowing from the source loop. I don't mind the emails either. I get them from both candidates and compare.

 

Well, maybe I'll be out huntin' or somethin'.

 

You see, "being in the knowing" is totally an illusion though.

...and suddenly you'll start receiving more Gene Simmons condoms (endorsed by Obama!) adds.

 

I want my own city.

 

There hasn't been this much suspense since Curly died and they were trying to find some stooge to replace him.

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That's pretty apropos for this situation too. :biggrin:

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