Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren't

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

 

hahaha, those are great. but what does "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest." mean?

 

haha those are funny

 

MMMMMM.....damn that smells GOOD!!!

 

Those are priceless...

 

LOL


Of course being a Brit I've missed out on that particular celebration. Not that I feel deprived or anything. November here means bonfire night (hmm pyromania)

 

i guess there talking bout washing the dishes

 

man i can't wait, second to christmas november 5th is best of them all.
fires, fireworks, food, hmmm fudge and black treakle man it's so good.