Can you tell how a person fucks

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  1. TheGanjaKing

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    this is completely true.
     
    TheGanjaKing, Aug 12, 2008
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  3. Smelly Socks

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    I dance like a horse and fuck like a stallion.
     
    Smelly Socks, Aug 12, 2008
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  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    has that line ever worked for you in a bar?
     
    TheGanjaKing, Aug 12, 2008
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  7. Smelly Socks

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    No.

    Especially considering they need to see me dance like a horse first.

    And that requires getting at least one other person to don the horse suit with me, and then the dance, and by that time they've already masturbated so furiously they've had strokes and nobody wants to fuck a strokey.

    Not even me.

    And I'm hard up.
     
    Smelly Socks, Aug 12, 2008
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  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    hey now, don't be talkin shit on the strokeys........ they are some of the best fucks you will ever have..... trust me.
     
    TheGanjaKing, Aug 12, 2008
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  11. Aristartle

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    Ding! Ding! Ding!! :p

    Ya'll have seen me dance in my pjs. :cool:
     
    Aristartle, Aug 12, 2008
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  13. Smelly Socks

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    Meh, strokey's can stroke me.

    Comatose is where it's at.

    Bitches can dance too when you shock 'em with the paddles.
     
    Smelly Socks, Aug 12, 2008
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  15. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    LOL. I always date guys like that. Either I get fed up and dump them, or they're batshit crazy and wind up breaking up with me!! :cool:
     
    Aristartle, Aug 12, 2008
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