The OFFICAL Erotic Stoners Thread.. REVIVED

I think if he made himself come out it would be more ridiculous. You never know. Vaginas are mysterious, magical, and wonderful things.

 

Well I may not be able to show my lovely man but here's a decent idea of him.

Rock on an' party hard

 

Why hello sexy lady. What a great first post, welcome to the forums!

 

i took the pics now i gotta upload em. then time for chubby naked skamikaze

 

Oh my god, haha. I can imagine him doing that on his show.

 

Yea, that was a bit out there. Of course any mention of pain to the genitals of male is gruesome. I had a friend over once and she was hogging my computer. I had bent down on one knee and told her to get off and tried to yank her out of my chair. She whipped her fist aiming for my chest but hit my nuts full force.

She threw shot put for track and field.

 

hahaha John Goodman is a pimp. I bet he would smoke Criss Angel under the table:sifone:

You do kinda look like young John Goodman though. It's because of the shape of your face, I think.

 

I'd laugh if he set a record for the biggest squirt.

 

Dear god. Welcome

 

John Goodman doesn't get enough credit as an actor. He was the bomb in The Big Lebowski.

If John Goodman could smoke him under the table then I am like him. I've won every single competition involving alcohol, weed, or anything. I am the fucking party animal.

I remembered a really funny story but I'd just be doing my usual story telling and I get tired of it. Plus this one kind of burns on me.

 

Well hello foxy lady, an' welcome

 

Welcome. Sweet god almighty, welcome.

 

Lol we're all welcomin' one wonderful lookin' lady to the site. Feel very flattered yet zena?

 

haha I feel welcomed yeah thank you... so anyway...

 

anyway welcome to the forums. Hope you enjoy ur time here an' hope we get to see plenty more good ol' stoner pics. Sexy or not

 

My friend showed me this video the other day, I thought it was pretty appropriate

http://youporn.com/watch/60399

 

HAHAHAHAHA! That video is amazing!!! I love her facial expressions!!!!!

 

Alas......I cannot watch videos on this computer

 

That was real funny man. I kept waitin' for her to take it outta her shoes first tho.

 

I still remember the first porno I ever saw. It was called The Opening Of Misty Beethoven. It was filmed in the 70's and it's a bit too hairy, but it's still the best porno I've ever seen. It actually has a good story and would even be a good movie WITHOUT the sex scenes. haha