I had sex in the ocean once, but with a girl. I also had sex next to a river one time, with a different girl. She was on top so her back wouldn't get all bruised from the rocks and stuff. I'm a gentleman.
Did you wear a condom at least? You dont want to have a bunch of little creek-lets running around now do you?
Of course he didn’t, you know how those people are It wouldn’t surprise me If there was an entire river delta running through his backyard Hotwater