Michael Phelps is

also, not only has michael phelps inspired me to raise my children to become olympic swimmers

but he has added the concrete to my desire to have a handlebar mustache:

 

if i had to eat that much, there would be no possible way i could get in a pool and not drown.

 

Mmmm handlebar mustache. I love him even more now

 

i think i obviously have a man-crush on michael phelps

but what am i supposed to do these days? there's no more michael phelps to be had in the olympics!

 

it'd only work if the dieter swam like 12 miles a day.


and also Vinny Chase in Aquaman(entourage refference)

 

i just wacthed the mens 10,000m races, even more boring than the marathon, cuz thats atleast in the streets, this was 25 times around the track, an ethiopian won

 

Mmmm i want to make mermaid babies with him

 

Yes...He's dreamy

*sigh*

 

yeah, i was watchin' that earlier for the first 10 laps or so until i realized it was virtually human nascar

and then i just looked at wikipedia to see who won

gotta love that 12 hour time difference

 

awesome

 

how do you make murbabies with him, when hes got no cock

 

Little do you know about the art of making love to a mer-man....

 

incestuous love

 

hes taking roids...

 

Shut Your Mouth.

 

taking 'roids would be counterproductive in swimming since it makes you grow hair and get pimples all over your back

that shit fucks up your surface area and your hydrodynamics

michael phelps runs on dreams

the american dream

 

if he ever ran for president,
you should be his campaign manager.

 

if michael phelps ran for president he wouldn't need a campaing manager

 

haha he'd so win...easily

 

that's true.
but you would make a great one for him if he did need one.