I'm sorry shroomy. you could sell it on the black market? I'm sure SOMEBODY wants a sasquatch beaver.
It's not as angry like sasquatch, it's more like Gentle Ben... I'm gonna try to sell it out of the back of my van...
always a good way to pull it off, you know though, some 14 year old might try to buy it to use for, really messed up things. horny little bastards.
I think I'll just end up throwing it away... ... I'm on the hunt for a new one, this one is old and has mildew... goodbye old friend...hopefully we'll meet again someday...
wait, I just remembered, in argentina they offer bounties on beaver pelts they have a REALLY severe beaver problem south of the equator.
Don't clog up the landfill with moldy beavers!!! WTF kinda hippy are you anyway? Haven't you heard of Freecycle???