hi, me and some dramatic friends are currently working on a piece in gcse drama about lesbianism. in one of the scenes we are trying to amuse our audience so i am after funny coming out stories if you have any. a couple we have so far include- -thats ok. i had a gay dog when i was a lass. it used to anally penetrate the other dogs. im used to it -i checked with the docter and he said there could be some unbalanced hormone levels and of course the classic -its just a phase. more please??