Temperature of Piss....

Howdy all!

So I have a drug test coming up, and it's in a very relaxed environment. I won't be searched, I get to go in the bathroom by myself, and after I piss, they seal it up and put it in a box and let me mail it. My only concern at all is that if I bring in piss it'll be too cold. Here's the thing though, since its being mailed off to another state I'm wondering if the temperature even matters. They're mailed off in these special looking little tubes with a lid that flips down and locks. (the same kind of tube comes with the cheap ass piss tests from cvs) Unless these plastic tubes are specially designed to maintain the original temperature of the piss I think I'm alright. Is that possible?

PS if you see any other holes in my plan please let me know

 

No, the temperature won't matter.

 

from my experience getting drug tested for a job and tested for probation, the person you hand over the piss to will toss a temperature meter in it to tell the average body temperature (95-98F). if your using fake pee put it in a lubeless condom and tape it to the side of your nuts and it will stay body temp. or you can use mitten warmers to warm it up a bit. but make sure to bring your own temp. gauge to test it out first.

 

temperature wont matter i used to take drug tests for a year with probation and all they do is search you and watch you piss they dont even touch the bag or the cup they dont want your dirty ass piss on their hands your good to go

 

oh but thats probation youll have it much much easier no search no peopel watching

 

I think you are a bit paranoid.



It isn't like they stick a fucking thermometer in it

 

they do at my hospital. but thats for a job.
on probation they don't need to use it because they watch you piss.

 

most piss cups i've seen have the temp stickers on the side... to show how warm it is.. ya know.. like the things you see on the side of fish tanks to check water temp

 

So there turned out to be a temp gauge on the side of the piss tube, but fortunately I had warm piss in a condom taped to my leg. Thanks dudes.

 

temperature shouldnt matter unless there's people handling it right after you piss. there's no such thing as tubes/cups that keep your piss at the same temp that it came out as

 

^^^ no.. but like i correctly guessed.. it had a temp sticker on the side.. it reads the temp and stays at the proper indicated color so the labs know it was at body temp when taken

 

the only reason that you would need to worry about temperature is if you had to hand it to someone. otherwise, if you are the only one who will be handling your piss, then youll be fine