how to make an old couch look good?

slipcover....

 

i dont see a tag. some body left this couch in my in laws house when they moved in so its a mystery couch. its really comfy, uh im 22?

 

i dont like cookies and i dont have grandmothers either.

 

you should find a grandmother to put on your couch then. i'm sure if you check the local retirement homes you will find many that are more than willing to fill the position

 

dye.

 

you spelled that wrong, plus it was slightly excessive. i hate a man without grandmas as much as the next guy, but i wouldn't wish death upon him...

 

oh, I should have said "wound thinself mightily upon the prick of the tranny you lay fealty to bitch"

instead of dye?

 

i'm not going to tell you what you should say in any situation, but that would have been an amazingly cool response.

 

Was there too much sex on the couch?

 

no such thing.

 

the couch sat in a garage for years with storage unused, its dingy looking cause of the light coloration, its got orange oriental trees on it. no one has sexed this couch up as long as ive had it but i cant speak for its mysterious past.

 

again, I will say slipcover....

I mean it's pretty much the obvious answer...

 

Get new covers for it? Or just put loads of pretty throws and cushions on it, that should do the trick.

 

i had a cover but it got torn, i could get another, i just like the orange oriental trees, so i was trying to make them look new agian.