get a rubber glove and wedge it between a mattress.. add a vibrating heating pad.. get some lube.. with the other rubbler glove, put on hand, lube finger. stick in anus.. Enjoy.
lol yeah just make sure that you get a heavy duty rubber glove or you'll get shit everywhere! they tend to break under heavy thrusting. plus latex and other things tend to break down under friction so make sure you keep plenty of lube in that glove or condom or whatever you use.
1. Get an old seat cushion (so as to salvage the foam rubber). 2. Cut a couple of strips about 18" long x about 8" wide (vary sizes to personal preference). 3. Wrap each of them in cling film (or, better still, rubber sheet, such as that used in an inner tube if you have access to it). 4. Using parcel / duct tape bind the 2 together at the ends - how far down from the ends you choose to bind them depends on how tight you want to make it. 5. Using plenty of lube (preferably water based), enjoy. This is a basic design I used for a long time before I invested in a FleshLight (a very worthwhile investment as well, I might add), which served me very well.
industrial vacuum cleaner hose. Insert one thick rubber glove. tape around lip of hose, get another glove and insert into the one previous, tape cont till comfort fit.. personally I prefer just a good ribbed condom and my own hand. do you really want all that weird stuff laying around your place?.. Real sex toys are one thing but when your cranking out your own warehouse of homemade pussies.. might be time to see a therapist.
what is everything? a warm jar of peanut butter, a canned ham, liver slabs in a homemade loaf of bread, molded play dough.... the sleeves on a fur coat.. a canned ham in the sleeves of a fur coat.
