"Do tou have any idea where you are going or what direction your life is taking? Do you really think that you can actually make up for all that shit? Get real. You're a selfish prick and always have been. The sooner you realise that the easier it'll be."
It would be cool if I could just turn down the volume a little. After all, I know he's right, I just don't need to hear it all the time.
If yours speaks in a watered down irish accent, we could probably get onto Oprah or something, siamese internal voice twins.
"Quit complaning about feeling bloated, already. Boring. Get off your fat ass and go for a bike ride! It's beautiful outside!"