A lecturer on the paranormal was addressing a class of university students. He began, "Today I'm going to discuss so-called ghosts. Before I begin, may I ask how many of you believe ghosts are real?" About 100 hands went up. "That's about typical," said the lecturer. "Now, how many of you believe you have seen ghosts?" Several dozen hands went up. "Again, that's about typical," said the lecturer. "How many of you have talked to ghosts?" About 5 hands went up. "Very good," said the lecturer, "about what I expected. Finally, some people claim ghosts come to them in their sleep and have sex with them. How many of you think you've had sex with ghosts?" Only one hand went up. "Hmm," said the lecturer, "would you please come up to the front of the room, so we can discuss this in front of the whole class?" The young man went to the front of the room. "This is amazing," said the lecturer. "You're the first person I ever met who would admit that he thinks he's had sex with ghosts. Would you tell us the details of how it happened?" "Ghosts?" said the young man, "Oh shit, I thought you said goats!" Tell me what ya thought
