I have discovered a good cure for loneliness

When I buy things online, I pay a little extra to have them gift wrapped with a personal message to myself attached. I usually go with the zoo animal pattern for the paper. Its nice to know that I care.

 

Thats kinda...sad.

 

Well if you don't care then who will, right?

 

This post makes me automatically love you. It's brilliant.

 

make sure you write yourself a thankyou card for that shit

 

Agreed. But there are plenty of sad people in the world and it might cheer them up, so I guess there's no harm in it.

But the thought of somebody actually doing that does kinda tweak the rusted strings of my heart a little.

 

Yeah...It makes me wanna hug him and send him a gift WITH a personal message

 

What would you send him?

 

a gun to kill his sorry ass

 

I have no idea. I dont even know him.
But if he's really THAT lonely, I think he'd appreciate any kind of gift ( and if he's hot, I'd send him a plane ticket to Croatia )
And I'd write a lil note...probably something cheesy and lame

 

Fuck I want a plane ticket to Croatia, but it's gotta be before the winter starts.

 

Yeah, but you're not as lonely as FaceEater
And I only have money for one ticket.

 

I'm actually tempted to lie and say that I am really lonely...

 

Dont lie. Thats lame....You're number 2 on my list. If FaceEater is really ugly or fat, he's out, you're in.

 

I'm gonna post him 20 kilos of full-fat chocolate and then pack my backpack.

 

Maybe he wont eat it.
So its up to him now. Either chocolate or moi.
I know what I would choose

 

Lonely people love chocolate.

I keeping my bags ready.

 

If you are being serious... man, that is really.... fucked up.

 

Dont pack too much clothes. You wont be needing it
Croatia's hot.

 

Well, you already know I won't be bringing pyjamas.