My wife is cheating on me

How could this have happened? I thought I made sure to always keep her shackles locked. She must have stolen my key while I was passed out cuz I found her this morning going down on our cat. Well, her cat, cuz I hate fucking cats, but either way. That should have been MY sack she was sucking on.

what is it with fucking women these days?

 

obviously you haven't experienced a climax like kitty climax... Kitty balls are hardcore and addicting... If you really loved her, you'd join her...

 

I tried to get her to lick the cat years ago, and she wouldn't do it. I don't know what changed. I'm feeling sad.

 

Don't feel sad, you could always take up dog's balls... You could film her or set up webcam, dry those eyes, this is an opportunity to make some cash...

 

but my dog is a female. AND she was spayed. So I cant even create ganja puppies.....

 

I thought for sure she would be cheating with a beer bottle...

 

By the way...if you hate fucking cats, you probably shouldn't fuck them anymore.

 

Dont worry, your wife is cheating on me also.

 

she is such a fucking slut. I should beat her

 

did she at least film it for you?

 

hell no. She "claims" the camera batter was dead.... but I don't think so

 

a filthy cheating whore, AND inconsiderate to boot? jeez, man.

 

I keep female cats for that reason exactly.
I dont need no cheatin woman.

 

I thought my cat was female. in fact, wait, these balls are only taped on.

SWEET. SHE DOES LOVE ME!!!!

 

That reminds me of one time I was out shopping and saw some pompom earrings...they totally looked like cat balls.

Totally. :biggrin:

 

yeah bitch with me and your nappy headed kids are mine also
fucken bitch face

 

I think you're in love with ganja, you seem very passionate towards him... I hope you two kids get together...

 

are you serious i hate the guy worse than hill billy
hates silverhippy

 

You do realize this is an internet forum right..?

 

Haha...here, have some cat balls and we'll all hold hands...