How do i ask a priest for forgiveness in this situation???

I feel like i should ask for forgiveness after what i did today.
I got head from a girl on the side stairs of a church while high as shit lol
Am i going to hell? And how do i ask for forgiveness without it being completley awkward lol

 

was this the bisexual freshmen anal whore?

 

No it wasnt and id prefer if you didnt speak about her that way man...

 

^ Lol. at both.

Hell does not exist. Why pray for forgiveness from a delusional man.
Unless you're one of them. Never mind.

 

lol i dont believe in hell

 

You should try and e-mail your confession anonymously...
Asking for forgiveness? Dude, you don't need to ask for forgiveness for that.

 

he'll punch you in the face through the confessional thing,
like on The Ringer haha (i think that's the movie)

 

In fact, you don't need to ask for forgiveness for ANYTHING.
Everything happens for a reason.

 

Yup such a funny movie!

I cant be much help since I'm not Catholic, or any religion for that matter.

 

Why not i meen im religious and i feel bad it was right next to a church...

 

well then if you are religious then god is everywhere, so then you should be confessing regardless of your proximity to a church then.

 

hell is earth and heaven is what you make of it

 

God killed sooooo many kittens because of you dude

 

hey.. he's only speakin the truth...

 

ahhahahzhhahahahahaha

 

it was next to not in....you should be fine.....i say hmmmm recite 15 hail marrys

 

I already did ask the lord for forgivness in a prayer but im still thinking i should go to confession i just dont wanna get punched in the face by a priest lol maybe it doesnt matter because i dont think it was a catholic church and im catholic... Idk lol

 

nvm how about ehhhhh........the apostles creed twice...annd 3 our fathers

 

dude. it's not like you lied or cheated or stole or killed someone? you got a blowjob... I don't think god cares.

 

lol yea i guess your right