How do i ask a priest for forgiveness in this situation???

^ lmao theres no way you could possibly miss a scene that way

 

if you are really concerned with what they teach at church, getting head at church is probably bad or maybe a "sin" i dunno

i'm "catholic" cuz my parents are too. we never went to church, i was baptized so that's about it. basically i could say i'm catholic if it ever mattered..maybe if a finance's parents cared?

well if anything at least all of us forgive you...church and that kinda religion is unknown to me

 

If anything, "God" has a sense of humor. Why else would men get morning wood? lol.

 

i've (sat there while a friend) rolled a blunt in a church. you see, the weight lifting room was in the basement as we used to use that. one time rolled up there. is that a sin? i don't think so.

also smoke a bible-paper joint or two...

i think it's disrespectful, but a sin no

 

well you just cheated on her.
don't need to pray man. karma's a bitch.

 

you go suck the priests dick...

 

wow, funny no one realized this earlier.

maybe you need to confess to her?

 

ive rolled and smoked a bible paper joint in church. i think im fucked, ill be struck by lightening soon

 

I'm already expecting to be sent to whatever version of hell exists, so I'm not too worried about anything I do, from here on out. lol

 

well at least you before me, lemme know how it goes



and topnotch, thats a good way to look at it

 

I thought it was invented to keep people obedient and stupid and easy to control. 'If you live how I tell you to you'll spend eternity in paradise. If you don't do as I say then you'll burn for eternity.' People were stupid enough to believe it then and people are stupid enough to believe it now. It's about control.

Aye, enough of that going on in the catholic church as is. You're feeling guilt for no reason at all, you've been conditioned to go ask the priest for forgiveness while he could well be buggering little boys in private.

 

what a stupid christian who thinks that GOD requires a MAN to confess his sins to another MAN. This was just a way of keeping track of people, keeping the power with the priest.
How can a man represent god? priests should only be there to teach us and to give us advice. this process may include confessing things that you did, so that they can help you.
but confessing for the sake of confessing?
i thought this thread was a brag-joke, not a serious dilema

 

Me too

 

I went to a religious boarding school when I was a kid and I mentioned off hand that some people had sex in the chapel to the priest. He flipped out and consecrated the church that night. It turned out to be a big deal. They tried to get me to tell them who it was but I was like, I just heard about it.

Anyway, Jesus died for your sins so therefore you are already free of sin. As I understand if you confess you are absolved so if you feel you need to I would just man up and do it.

 

Well if you're catholic you can just go into the confessional and do the whole "bless me father for have i sinned" Just say you did lewd acts on church grounds. Remember though don't lie to a priest, they have crazy god powers. If you're not catholic do whatever your branch does, or just ask god.

 

drink plenty of orange juice and everything will be allright

 

Just dont take LSD and become your orange juice. That would not be alright!

 

Grab the dude and shit on he's chest then say thanks.

 

Some people take things way too seriously. If you're that freaked out about it, just abstain from sexual activities altogether. There's no reason to get all whacked out over some pleasure. Become a priest or something. If you're that uptight about it. It's just sex. It's the most natural thing in the world. More natural than going to church or believing in religious icons.

 

xD hahahahah