You Know You're A Stoner When

--Every story you tell begins with, "We were really high and..."
--You buy your Visine (eye-drops) at a wholesale club
--You're a Bob Marley fan and you don't even like reggae
- Mosquitoes get a buzz after attacking you.
--Someone asks you for a dime and you tell them you're out of herb
--The High Times centerfold turns you on
--Every vacation you wind up in Amsterdam or Jamaica
--Your friends call you Smokey
--Your parents call you Smokey
--Smoking resi on a daily basis is essential to keep your bowl from getting clogged
--Your cigarette gets way too heavy
--You think everyone is staring at you and there's nobody in the room
--All you want to do is drink & smoke & eat & smoke & chill & smoke...
--Your room turns into your grow room
--The lab technician testing your urine sample gets high off the fumes
--Your best friend just happens to be your dealer
--You vote Harry Browne for president
--A friend without weed is a friend in need
--Your bumper sticker reads "Honk for Hemp"
--Someone finds a roach in your room, it's not a bad thing
--Your bong becomes an extension of your arm
--You went to a Hempfest
--You can't remember the Hempfest
--Your video collection consists of endless Cheech and Chong sequels
--Your too phoned to stone home
--Your creativity is only used when you have nothing to smoke out of
--You can ask for weed in other languages
--The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but you don't mind being wasted
--Sorting out life's problems, the answer is always roll, lick and smoke
--You want to have kids named Herb, Bud and MaryJane
--You were born caucasian but all your friends assume you're Chinese
--Your clothes are full of burnholes from dropped joints
--You learn about the KGB in history class and all you can think about are green sticky buds
--If an autobiography of your life was made into a movie, it would be called "Waiting to Inhale"
--You own too many pairs of Birkenstocks
--Breakfast consists of a spliff, some OJ, and a bowl packed with Fruity Pebbles
--You smoke your screens and save your roaches
--You clean out your car and smoke the shake you found on your car mats
--You forget your friends' names
--You forget your own name
--Your motto in life is "Why ask Why? Just Get High"
--You call people you don't even like to hang out with, just because you know they've got buds
--You roll your blunts fatter than your 40oz
--You begin hearing knocks at the door and CD skips that aren't there
--You find yourself in the kitchen eating everything but Spam...then you eat the Spam
AND THE FINAL REASON YOU KNOW YOU'RE A STONER...
When you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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When you forget to use the FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGG SEARCH BOTTON.



lol


I like doing that

 

lol that is exactly what i was gonna say

 

yah.

topic fucked.





lets talk about Iran

 

theres middle-easterners there

 

yah i heard that aswell. i also heard sightings of nuc'aelear shit going on

 

and it's waters are being blocked by NATO's NAVAL blockade.
idiots...........

you know you're a stoner
when you're sober
and all you want to do is get high

 

You know Iran leader is smoking some of that meth. What's he playing at? Gonna end up getting he's whole country bombed to shit.

 

yes, bombed to shit. atomised shit.

 

Lol

 

Wdf is Israel being so pussy? Get them hoes.

 

woooow.... i think im a stoner.

 

pussy?
they're waiting.
pakistani prime minister resigned.
waiting for the US to make the call

 

Damn you got her before I did!

 

pakistani lol

 

Johnny jihadssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

You know you're a stoner when you post like that?

 

aye, you know youre stoned when you talk about blowing countries up just for thinking theyre name sounds funny xD

 

holy christ. you know your a stoner when theres majority of posts on an irrelevant topic.

and with that, were back on topic.

booyah.

 

lol