Would you have killed Hitler?

Fortunatly for Jesus, I am, as are many scholars, convinced that Jesus was never a person, but rather a compilation of local mythos such as Osiris and Horis.

Horus, as egyptian god who predates Jesus, was born on December 25th, of a virgin, had 12 disciples, walked on water, was crucified by two bandits and arose three days later.

Osiris and Jesus had a lot in common too.

And then theres apollonius of tyana. He was later, but it's the exact story of jesus.

 

I wouldn't dare alter history, but I would like to bring Hitler back to life so I can knee him in the face and kick him in the nuts a few times.

 

well of course, thats along the lines of what i believe. but if he did exist, i'd have killed him - he was a trouble maker

 

I woulda had butt sex with him.

Pitcher, not catcher.

 

I'd rather hitler had been used for stem cell research.

 

of course not. the holocaust didn't actually happen anyway, so i don't see what difference this would have made

 

asinine

 

^ok, ok. i know it would have made a difference; he ran a country after all. it just wouldn't have prevented any holocaust that didn't exist anyway

 

As much as I'd be temped to, i wouldn't for two reasons. I could never kill another human, whether or not they are evil... you're just stooping down to his level, second, it would have changed the entire course and history and fuck up shit... I might end up disappearing, cuz I wasnt born or some shit. History needs to run its course the way it was meant to...

EDIT: you didnt answer your own question... would you kill Hitler?

 

Ugh. I remember this question in History class in High School.

I was only person who said "No", then I got attacked hardcore from everyone in the class, including the teacher. I still held out and managed to convey my views. But people couldn't stop talking about it.

Ugh.

 

I would have tortured him for a few years 1st, then waited until he healed completely, then cut his nuts off, ripped off that friggin stupid looking slug from under his nose and leave him to bleed to death....

 

I think that after the down fall of ole Adolph, the hitler family change their names so that they could try and continue with their life long goal of world domination. I think they are called the Bush family now.

 

Yes!

 

Steve Colberts name used to be Ted Hitler.

 

I would only kill someone if they were an immediate threat to my life.

so no i wouldnt kill a defensless child. and yes, even hitler was a defensless child at one point.

 

I would never kill Hitler.
Even if he was about to kill me.

 

hitler did a lot for a modern world especially in medicine (famous Dr.Joseph Mengele), so I wouldn't kill Hitler....never

 

The interesting thing is that it is rumored that Hitler's mom's doctor wanted her to have an abortion due to health concerns but yet she didn't want to.

 

i wouldnt kill him i would simply explain to him
that invading russia is a bad idea

 

i did kill hitler...